(King James was a very weird King. He always wanted to be in the forest, to build, and to cut down trees.)
(Servant building a fire)
King James: What is this big fat tree I see in front of me, that I can not chop down?
Mark: Your Majesty, it is no matter, here is an axe, use this instead of the small knife you are using, for it is too small to chop down the tree.
King James: Me? Use an axe to spare all the energy? No way! I shall do this with the knife, upon my word!
(Tree falls down, and lands on a fire the servant started to make)
Companion: We must put the fire out, the tree is too dry, it might catch on fire!!
King James: You, don't command me. I shall do whatever I want to do... But do put out the fire, this forest is too beautiful to burn. See you later!
Servant, come escort me back to home.
Servant: Yes, your Majesty.
Companion: Your Majesty, if you don't help me, very soon the forest will be all afire, and the tree you chopped down would not be able to be chopped into pieces by you!
King James: What!! I'm coming! Servant, you go get the others at the castle, now get going, sho!!
(Servant runs for his life)
(King starts to try and blow out the fire)
Companion: No, your Majesty, this is how you do it, blowing the fire would only increase the size of it.
(Takes some water, rocks, and sand and starts throwing them in the fire)
King James: Oh!! Is that so? Well, I better do that....
(Threw his bag of shiny rocks in the fire)
Companion muttered: Tis a great waste of beautiful jewellery.
Narrator: And as they continued to put out the fire, it suddenly caught onto the great big tree, which unfortunately happened to be a birch tree, and burst into flames, burning King James.
King James: Ouch! Servant, go get me my First Aid kit! Hey, where are you servant?
(Stricken with the sudden memory that he sent the servant away, he groans)
King James: Dang it!
Narrator: As they continued, King James hand grew more and more swollen, and later bubbles began to form all over his hand! Happily the servant and many of the castle arrived on time, and saved the day!
Servant and the rest: Are you okay, your Majesty?
King James: Aye, now get me my First Aid kit will you?
Servant: Yes sir! Right away sir!
(Fire goes out)